When we discovered Suburban Outpost Two, it was a gateway to a land of raw color and pattern, shrouded in myth and legend. This mystic portal transports unwitting travelers to the land where the four colors of carpet meet.
Three months later, the land of the four color carpet was destroyed in a titanic battle. During the struggle, the carpet, pad, staples, tack strips, doors, door casing, door jambs, baseboards, window casing, heating registers, outlets, and outlet covers were all anihilated in an uncontroled taste/antitaste reaction. This is all that remains.
